Kirby's Adventures In Reamland Paroles

Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's motherfucking fat
There's a little pink bastard
Who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, bitch, and he's the motherfucking master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my dick of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for fucking all your mothers

[Hook 1: Danny Sexbang]
Ninja Sex Party and Kirby
Egoraptor, getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, motherfucker!)
It's time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
That's right I'm fucking Kirby in the back of my car Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's dick's a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees pee a little
Scratch that bitch, that he's sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly pinkies
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs
But they better get in line
Cause I'm fucking Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night
A better night
[Danny] Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
[Ego] No! Fuck off!

[Hook 2: Danny Sexbang]
He's like a little pink potato
Sucking on balls like they're Metamatoes
Screaming "Oh God" like a double rainbow
(What does it mean, motherfucker?)
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Outro: Egoraptor]
Fuck yeah!