Dolly Parton's Tits Paroles

But most of all, you know, I'd feel ten feet tall
If I could see Dolly Parton's tits
'Cos they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
And they'll go down great in history
I've a lump inside my pockets
Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets
Well here it comes again this fantasy
I'd like to see Prince Hamed lose a fight just for once
Or Princess Fergi's ginger minge get nits
I'd like to hear the Queen say "this cunt of a family's let me down"
And the whole of France get the fucking shits
I'd like to see Michelle Phifer change her Tampax
Barrymore find a dick that actually fits
But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall
If I could suck Dolly Parton's tits
'Cos they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
And they'll go down great in history
I've a lump inside my pockets I'd like to see myself in bed with half a dozen tarts
I wish I'd had as many fucks as Bill Whyman's cock
I'd love to see a midget get his arms round Cyril Smith
I wish this fucking song'd become a hit
But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall
If I could suck Dolly Parton's tits
'Cos they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
And they'll go down great in history
I've a lump inside my pockets
Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets
Well here it comes again this fantasy
Well here it comes again this fantasy
Well here it comes again this fantasy
Well here it comes again this fantasy