Callin' In Twisted Paroles

Hangin' with friends
We were doin' slammers
Well they tried to get me hammered
Well I said no, but they insisted

I'm calling in tense
I'm calling in bland
The biggest freakazoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm callin in twisted

Yeah! Go!

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Woo man I'm also wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twist

Won't be the first time i lost a great job I'm callin' in pissed
Hungry and all
I'm gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm callin' in twisted

Yeah, go!

I'm callin' in sick
I'm callin' in twisted
I was drinkin' two fisted
I'm sick
I'm callin' in twisted

I'm callin' in pissed
Hungry and all
I'm gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm callin' in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm callin' in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm callin' in twisted.