Paroles de 11 Beers
Five-foot-two, two-fifteenFour divorces, forklift king
Boss like that'll make you drink
So here goes number six
Show up early, punch out late
Popped a top and he docked my pay
If he don't die before I kill this case
One day I'll rock his shit
If I only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
Everybody's gonna make it home
If I crank the John Deere soon as I pull in
My old lady might leave me alone
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
I quit whiskey last Friday night
Whеn I used my last DUI
Now I stick to Miller Lite
'Causе I got shit to do
Botox Becky three doors down
Drug my mugshot through this town
Next time she runs her mouth
I'ma park it in her living room
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
If I only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
Everybody's gonna make it home
If I crank the John Deere soon as I pull in
My old lady might leave me alone
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
One day I'll rock his shit
If I only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
Everybody's gonna make it home
If I crank the John Deere soon as I pull in
My old lady might leave me alone
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
I quit whiskey last Friday night
Whеn I used my last DUI
Now I stick to Miller Lite
'Causе I got shit to do
Botox Becky three doors down
Drug my mugshot through this town
Next time she runs her mouth
I'ma park it in her living room
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
If I only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
Everybody's gonna make it home
If I crank the John Deere soon as I pull in
My old lady might leave me alone
And if you see that Dodge in front of my garage
Then I ain't done nothing wrong
If I only drink eleven beers, that's one less broken law
