One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor Paroles

That were messing up the lobby floor
It's just apartment house rules
So all you 'partment fools
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
One man's ceiling is another man's floor

There's been some strange goin's on
And some folks have come and gone
Like the elevator man don't work no more
I heard a racket in the hall
And I thought I heard a call
But I never opened up my door
It's just apartment house sense
It's like apartment rents
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

There's an alley
in the back of my building
Where some people congregate in shame
Ah-- Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
one man's ceiling is another man's floor!