Thumbelina Paroles

Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path
With car-operating sexual deviants!

But Julian would never understand
And doesn't he know?
Just because he's a painter and he loves you
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue...

...About my Thumbelina
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball

To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch
And humping you in towering grass
Naked and gender-bending
What makes you think the two of you will last?

For there's no dame or man for her
There's just this open road where she hails down a pervert And just because you can make her come with your hand
Doesn't mean that she'll be your woman

But 'twas a loon on the hillside
Who planted a seed between your thighs
You fancied him as your therapist
But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid...