Paroles de Holiday Revenge
I decorate my stall each yearIn hopes that Santa will appear
But he won't take a trip
Up my toilet, oh no.
I know that Santa will explore
In Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
And even leave the Slytherins
A few lumps of coal
Every year my Christmas Spirit dies
'Cause I don't get a Christmas surprise
Chorus
Santa's getting brown cookies from me today
Slightly lumpy, not quite chocolate fecal decay
I know the cookies look delicious, they made you drool
But guess what Santa, they're the defecation of the school
I'm sorry Santa, but you see
That you have been ignoring me
I haven't got a single gift
That I have asked for.
You brought me a crying boy
But I would rather have a toy You will find that no one here has flushed
Chorus
Jingle Bells, Santa smells
You thought you were fly
Now you're through
'Cause you ate poo
And you have E. coli
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Eat poo, too
HEY!
And even leave the Slytherins
A few lumps of coal
Every year my Christmas Spirit dies
'Cause I don't get a Christmas surprise
Chorus
Santa's getting brown cookies from me today
Slightly lumpy, not quite chocolate fecal decay
I know the cookies look delicious, they made you drool
But guess what Santa, they're the defecation of the school
I'm sorry Santa, but you see
That you have been ignoring me
I haven't got a single gift
That I have asked for.
You brought me a crying boy
But I would rather have a toy You will find that no one here has flushed
Chorus
Jingle Bells, Santa smells
You thought you were fly
Now you're through
'Cause you ate poo
And you have E. coli
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger
Eat poo, too
HEY!
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