Ze Fruitcake Paroles

Dumbledore gave it to me
I fed it to the giant squid
He came up to eat it, then hid

I got another fruitcake for Christmas
McGonagall gave it to me
The note said, “Try and transfigure
And this cake's presence won't linger”

I got another fruitcake for Christmas
Whompy gave it to me
He is the most talented tree
Sometimes I wish to set him free

I got another fruitcake for Christmas
Moaning Myrtle threw it at me
Which means it was all but a ghost
I liked this fruitcake the most

I got rid of my fruitcakes this Christmas And she told the staff never to give them to me
Yea