Mushroom Men Paroles

When sod gets moist with dewy flow
And the fungus spores they start to show
And if you're sharp and in the know
You may spy a different bein'

(Mu-mu-mu-....mushroom men)

I lean my head on a window pane
And stare out cat-eyed through the rain
And though the dim's an awful strain
I think I've seen a mushroom man
I think I've seen a mushroom man

(Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)

Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes
Don't touch the amanitas Be it seven sons or seven trout
They came to see with throbbing doubt
The fungi as they pranced about
M-m-m-m-mushroom men

(Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)

Now when mares eat oats and does eat oats
And jackalopes eat bacon
It's time to get your glasses checked
Cause surely you're mistaken

M-m-m-m-mushroom men