Paroles de Joe

If my name was Joe
I'd spell it with an e
And nobody would call me
Ma'am or Miss or she

If my voice was low
I'd be no soprano

If I had a beard
Well, wouldn't that look weird?
But then again,
That's probably some impression
That's been imprinted on me
By the same people who say
Girls wear dresses, boys wear shorts
Girls play dolls, and boys play sports

Oh, if my voice was low
I'd be no soprano

If my name was Joe,
I'd spell it with an e
Not an o

And if my voice was low
I'd be no soprano