Octopus Hairpiece Paroles

as some pesky octopus
took my tuft of manhood from me

[chorus]
duck diving for my hairpiece
im searching for my hairpiece
duck diving for my hairpiece
octopus hairpiece

look there on the reef
make a lasso with my leash
ride my sea horse to the deep

im at one with the sea
im a surfer from the soul
until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

[repeat chorus]

yea dude did i say dude down in costa rica

[repeat chorus]