Paroles de Cornholio

Butthead:
UUUHHHHHHH!!!!

Beavis:
AAAH! OH, GOD, NOOO!!!
Butthead:
What the hell is this crap?

Beavis:
I need Macarena for my bunghole!

(Beavis & Butthead laugh)

Mr. Van Dreissen:
All right boys, now what I want you to do is just let your bodies move to the rhythm. It'll be a real eye opening experience, mmkay?

Principal McVickar:
Uhhh, NO! NO! You kids better stop that damn dancing, and get your butts back to class before you're expelled! Uhhh...

Butthead:
Say hi to my friend Beavis.
Nobody's a buttmunch like he is.
But when he has six root beers,
and 27 Three Musketeers.
He pulls his shirt, up on his head, And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!

Butthead:
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!

Background singers:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!
I am the great Cornholio.
You will give me T.P. for my bunghole.
Do not make my, bunghole angry,
Crap-accino! Are you threatening me?!
My bunghole it goes "blblblblblblblbrriiaaa! Plop plop plop plop plop PLOOOP!!"
Do not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole!
Trick or treat, son of a bitch!

(Butthead makes syncopative 'Uhh' sounds in the background)

Background singers:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!

Coach Buzzcut:`
If you two panty waists don't stop dancing and give me some squat thrusts, I will proceed to kick both your asses!

Tom Anderson:
Ain't you the boys that were a-whackin' in my tool shed?

(Butthead makes syncopative 'Uhh' sounds in the background)

Beavis:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!

Beavis & Butthead:
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!