One Legged Man and the Three Legged Dog Paroles

i saw a baby green chameleon
down in appaloosas on a porch swing
and he was trying hard to blend in,
but i seen him, yeah i saw him

seen a red and black snake he's curled upon a rock
seen a red and black snake he's just coiled upon this rock
seen a red and black snake in Yosemite Park
but i knew he wouldn't bite it was all just snakey talk

see this crazy dog he bite a porky pine
yeah this wild dog he bit porky pine
yeah why on earth you'd bite a porky pine
you've got those cloves all stuck up inside your mouth
yeah it's looking like you're having a real hard time

i've seen a big black bear he's sleeping in a tree
i've seen a big black bear yeah he's just snoozing up in a tree
i've seen a big black bear he's just catching some z's
the Alaska summer sunshine in the breeze seen an old alley cat he was chomping,
with his raunching teeth of course,
on the foot of a hog