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Seltzer Boy Paroles

Allan Sherman

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Paroles de Seltzer Boy

Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you

Oy.

Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz

Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is

Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne

I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
SHERMAN, ALLAN/BUSCH, LOU
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., GET SONGS DIRECT
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  1. A Few Words About The Chinese New Year
  2. A Song Written By Elizabeth Taylor
  3. A Waste Of Money
  4. Al 'N' Yetta
  5. America's A Nice Italian Name
  6. An Average Song
  7. Automation
  8. Barry Is The Baby's Name/Horowitz/Get On The Garden Freeway
  9. Beautiful Teamsters
  10. Bye Bye Blumberg
  11. Call Me
  12. Chim Chim Cheree
  13. Dodgin' The Draft
  14. Down The Drain
  15. Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
  16. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
  17. Good Advice
  18. Green Stamps
  19. Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb
  20. Hail To Thee, Fat Person
  21. Harvey And Sheila
  22. Headaches
  23. Hello Muddah
  24. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)
  25. Here's To The Crabgrass
  26. Holiday For States
  27. How Van Nuys Got Its Name
  28. Hungarian Goulash No. 5
  29. I Can't Dance
  30. I See Bones
  31. If I Could Play Piano
  32. If I Were A Tishman
  33. In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed
  34. It's A Most Unusual Play
  35. J. C. Cohen
  36. Jump Down, Spin Around (Pick A Dress O' Cotton)
  37. Kiss Of Myer
  38. Little Butterball
  39. Lotsa Luck
  40. Me
  41. Mexican Hat Dance
  42. Mononucleosis
  43. My Aunt Minnie
  44. My Zelda
  45. Night And Day (With Punctuation Marks)
  46. No One's Perfect
  47. Oh Boy
  48. One Hippopotami
  49. Peyton Place, U.S.A.
  50. Pills
  51. Plan Ahead
  52. Pop Hates The Beatles
  53. Rat Fink
  54. Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
  55. Sarah Jackman
  56. Scotch And/Or Water
  57. Second Hand Nose
  58. Secret Code
  59. Seltzer Boy
  60. Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max
  61. Shine On, Harvey Bloom
  62. Shticks And Stones
  63. Shticks Of One And Half A Dozen Of The Other
  64. Signs
  65. Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
  66. Skin
  67. Smog Gets In Your Eyes
  68. Sorry 'Bout That
  69. Spanish Flea
  70. Strange Things In My Soup
  71. Taking Lessons
  72. That Old Back Scratcher
  73. The Ballad Of Harry Lewis
  74. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  75. The Drinking Man's Diet
  76. The Drop-Outs' March
  77. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
  78. The Learner's Brassiere
  79. The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March
  80. The Painless Dentist Song
  81. The Rebel
  82. The Streets Of Miami
  83. The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas
  84. There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
  85. Togetherness
  86. Turn Back The Clock
  87. Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex
  88. Westchester Hadassah
  89. When I Was A Lad
  90. When I'm In The Mood For Love (You're In The Mood For Herring)
  91. Won't You Come Home, Disraeli
  92. You Need An Analyst
  93. You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie
  94. You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
  95. Your Mother's Here To Stay
  96. Crazy Downtown
  97. Hello Muddah - Nevada Style
  98. Return to Camp Granada
  99. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
  100. Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh
  101. A Waste of Money [A Taste of Honey]
  102. Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp)
  103. Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) [New 1964 ...]
  104. If I Were a Tishman [If I Were a Rich Man]
  105. My Son, the Vampire
  106. My Son, the Vampire [Single Version]
  107. Second Hand Nose [Second Hand Rose]
  108. Taking Lessons [Makin' Whoopee]
  109. The Drop-Outs March
  110. There's No Governor Like Our New Governor [Takes 2 & 3]
  111. Westchester Hadassah [Winchester Cathedral]