I Did What? Paroles

They were full of sand
I called Troy Jenkins
To see If he survived
My head pounding like a stone
He started reeling off
Things I did last night
And I cried out over the phone

I did what? I smooched who?
Oh tell me the boss wasn't there
And that I caused quite a scene
When I stripped off my jeans
And did a slide in my underwear
I did what? I mooned who?
Oh this time I guess I crossed the line
There'll be hell to pay
But what can I say
I must've had a real good time

Troy laughed and said Then he went down
The list of the things I'd done
As I listened in misery
I was thinking real hard
About leaving town
And chaning my identity

What can I say I had a bad day
I guess I just lost my mind
It's all just a blur
But one things for sure
I must've had a real good time