Paroles de The Straight-Razor Cabaret
In a café on the Champs-Élysées, I saw a girl the other day.I was beguiled 'til I saw her smile.
It was a gash across her face.
Not long ago, she found that she was alone, so she wandered into a vaudeville show.
She should've known it'd be bad.
She saw the name that it had - The Straight-Razor Cabaret.
The first act was a stripper and the host looked like Jack the Ripper.
But the audience was dreary, so he slashed them smiles from ear to ear.
He used a straight razor 'cause he's a face raper, and there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he tells a joke, you better laugh 'til you choke at The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
When I went down to Camden Town, I saw a man reading the Bible.
He should've known he'd be maimed when he discovered the name - The Straight-Razor Cabaret.
While a strumpet stroked a donkey, the host juggled five dead monkeys.
But the audience was snobs, so he took a knife right to their gobs.
He used a straight razor 'cause he's a face raper, and there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he does a trick, you'd better laugh until you're sick at The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
They call him Straight-Razor 'cause he's a face raper.
And there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he pulls a gaffe, you'd better bloody up and laugh.
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
At The Straight-Razor Cabar...
Everybody!
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
She should've known it'd be bad.
She saw the name that it had - The Straight-Razor Cabaret.
The first act was a stripper and the host looked like Jack the Ripper.
But the audience was dreary, so he slashed them smiles from ear to ear.
He used a straight razor 'cause he's a face raper, and there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he tells a joke, you better laugh 'til you choke at The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
When I went down to Camden Town, I saw a man reading the Bible.
He should've known he'd be maimed when he discovered the name - The Straight-Razor Cabaret.
While a strumpet stroked a donkey, the host juggled five dead monkeys.
But the audience was snobs, so he took a knife right to their gobs.
He used a straight razor 'cause he's a face raper, and there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he does a trick, you'd better laugh until you're sick at The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
They call him Straight-Razor 'cause he's a face raper.
And there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud.
If he pulls a gaffe, you'd better bloody up and laugh.
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
At The Straight-Razor Cabar...
Everybody!
At The Straight-Razor Cabaret!
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