The Size I Wear Paroles

In a neighborhood bar, not too far from here
Me and ol' John we were chuggin' some beer
Friday night about a half-past ten
When a flock of secretaries came struttin' in

The one in the front, was a little too tall
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle, is cute as can be
The one in the middle was lookin' at me

Yeah, she was five foot two,
About ninety-five pounds
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
Now, you can take the waitress or the blond over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

I said "Do you want to dance?"
She said "Yes I do,"
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend Well you're a mighty big fella'r
But I don't care,
Stand back John that's the size I wear.

She was five foot two,
About ninety-five pounds
Round in the places she's supposed to be round
Now, you can take the waitress or the blond over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

She was five foot two,
About ninety-five pounds
She was round in the places she's supposed to be round
Now, you can take the waitress or the blond over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

Hey, you're a mighty big fella'r
But I don't care,
Stand back John that's the size I wear

Stand over there John,
I'll be done in just a minute