Alcoholic Paroles

It would be so intimidating



If you were the Queen of Rome, I'd want to move to Rome and,

Wouldn't that be ro-man-tic?

If you were the principal, then I would stab the teacher

I want to be in your detention



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)


If you were the bartender, I'd catch on pretty quickly

You were putting something in my gin



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)



You want a piece of me, I want a piece of you

I got the peace of mind to see what you can do

Act right now, supplies are running, last call is coming fast



If you were a fireman, I'd pull every fire-alarm

Just to watch you drive up the drive-way

If you were the worst rockstar to ever grace the planet,

I'd travel all over just to watch you play



Sober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!

Alcoholic (x3)



I'd be an alcoholic...(x4)