Sloppy Jalopy Paroles

hot stinky poo

they call me sloppy jalopy
i eat ice cream with my honey
she makes me laugh sometimes
because you know she's so funny
they call me sloppy jalopy
i've got the barbecued buns
because i wear no panties
when i back in the sun

i pick my nose clean baby
roll the boogers in a ball
and i flick ‘em at people
when i go to the mall
i got a big pair of shorts
and they're cut off way below the knees
i keep my pockets filled up
with macaroni and cheese
i don't watch the news
because i can't stand the sports
and my favorite companions
are usually sold in cold quarts

i don't take no showers
cause i'm a natural dude
but i do change my mind
because i hate to be rude
i love to do the lambada
but i don't do it very well
and my hair's always perfect
because i use the styling gel