Ken Paroles

it's safe to say that they are really pissed at me
they always stick me
with Barbie
but I want them to know
I'd prefer GI Joe but any able-bodied man doll would surely do
for someone to love since i am not set up to screw

Black Barbie you know she used to talk to me
now she'd rather be
in plastic therapy sitting on a plastic couch speaking freely
the only problem is she has no history

someday soon
I'll be in your childs room
and I'll be forced to kiss
Barbie's plastic tits
and I will hate myself but what's more I'll hate you
for not allowing me to love as I wish to
your daughter's not to blame at all
for bringing these burdens upon a doll

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