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I let the truth be known today

Nothing more than I'll ever be

Destroyed the evidence anyway
I'm a sinner with broken dreams



I was only trying to have some fun

Wasn't hurting anyone

Now you're putting the blame on me?

Well whatever will be, will be



I caught Jesus masturbating with a Hustler magazine

I caught Jesus fornicating with the drone homecoming queen


There I spot Jesus

Caressing his penis

They told me this was a sin