Paroles de Threeways

Mr Bolan has been pulling
Double duty in the study
Louise & Hortense are wearing short-pants
And their knees are rather ruddy
The ceiling is festooned
With a sort of putty
And my feeling is that soon
It will rain down on everybody
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The onanist shakes his fist
At me and her and her
Others swear by a loving pair,
But three's what we prefer
Ergo, me and her go sleep with her
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Lord MacLeese returned from Greece
With a new appreciation for the Spartan
He sold his bric-a-brac & hired Nick-n-Jack
To wrestle for a spell beneath his tartan
He sent his Lady off to France
To buy a sapphire pendant
'Twas there she met Monique and Nance
And found a sapphic penchant
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Two men named Gus & Paul sang in the music hall
And left those audiences awfully less than gleesome But it was twice as hard for Gus & Paul
To rise in show-biz