Paroles de Beelz

Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny--

My name is Satan!

Hi everybody! Let me tell you a little bit about myself!

My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
and little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski

I'm Satan!

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfadel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me--hey, here's to my health!

My name is Satan!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle

I'm Satan!

"Devil went down to Georgia; he was looking for a soul to steal..."
Which is fucking bullshit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia...

666