Paroles de Merry Fucking Christmas
I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle EastNo trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, they have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say ...
Hey there Mister Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout ...
Hey there Mister Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin
On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say ...
Hey there Mister Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say ...
Daoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too!
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout ...
Hey there Mister Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin
On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say ...
Hey there Mister Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say ...
Daoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too!
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
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