Pumpkin Soccer Paroles

Pumpkin Soccer...

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It's a REMIX!



Pumpkin Soccer x4

One day I went outside with my ice skates on,

gonna play some soccer and have some fun.

But I couldn't find a soccer ball,

just a lonely pumpkin in a bathroom stall.


I kicked it real hard (real hard.)

I watched my pumpkin sail

across the yard (the yard.)

It said "Whatcha doin'

you fat piece of lard?"

(Piece of lard)

I guess my pumpkin was a retard

(A retard.)



Pumpkin Soccer x4

Pumpkin was flying

straight to through the sky,

but that's when my pumpkin

started to die.

It shattered to pieces when it hit the ground.

(SPLAT!)

How sad, my pumpkin is no longer 'round

(WAAAAAHHH.)



Pumpkin Soccer x8

Ohhhhh.