The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride cover

Jolly Old Sadist Paroles

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Album The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride

Paroles de Jolly Old Sadist

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar
with EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because

(Chorus)
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist

LIES.

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
but Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer

Santa brought a lot of socks