Bein' Furry Paroles

And my mind's gone blurry
I guess it's true what they say,
It isn't easy Bein' Furry
Bein' Furry
Bein' Furry
Bein' Furry (Oh, uh)

Three O'Clock in the morning
Sittin' by the tree.
Sun shines down here, burning and free.
I'm trying to be witty.
My joke's a drag.
It's hard to be funny,
When your sittin' through a lag.

I met a cute vixen,
She said 'My name is Ann,'
I found out later-
She was played by a man.
She wanted to be friendly, It isn't easy bein' Furry
no no no
It isn't easy bein' furry

(Now, where the heck did I put that flea powder?)