Fuck Everything Paroles

(I don't give a fuck)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what?
(I don't give a fuck)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything


I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say, "Fuck everything"
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees
Fuck the sun, I don't heat or Vitamin D

And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-do,
we invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the movie "The Fan" starring Wesley Snipes Like tissues, fuck them, I'll blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind
And fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke,
and hours are way too long, it should be half an hour at most

And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fuckin fab?
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, what?


(I don't give a fuck)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what?
(I don't give a fuck)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything


Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said, "Small, medium or large?" I said "Bitch, I don't give a fuck!"
She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size,"
I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"

Don't give a fuck about beverage size options, motherfucka
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself "Batyote" and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyright
I plagarize all the time, I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays?
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

You know what? Fuck the word "fuck," I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus


(I don't give a chainsaw)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what?
(I don't give a chainsaw)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything


If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most,
I wouldn't win, 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck
... Wait, what?


(I give a fuck)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything, what?
(I give a fuck)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing