Asshole Paroles

And I've looked at it from your side
And I've looked at it from mine
And I know you had a hard time when you were only nine
But that was long ago, and now there's just no denyin'
That you're an asshole

You're an asshole
You're an asshole
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
You're an asshole

Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na
Na na na na na
You're an asshole
You're an asshole

And now I know there are those people
Who claim they never are to blame
And that's not my modus operandi; I don't play that game
Then there are the people
Who claim the sun shines out their behinds
And it's oh-so-hard to get 'em to change their minds
And I've given up tryin'

It's a valuable muscle
Near the base of the spine
And I know I'd be sorry if I ever lost mine
But it stinks
When you're always full of shit all the time
'Cause you're an asshole

(You know what?)
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
You're an asshole