Ring 'Round Paroles

My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy.
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie.
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies.

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough.
Then why did God give me two? Not including my muff.
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty thing or two,
you will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you.

1, 2, 3, 4
It's just like coming in the back door
5, 6, 7, 8
Aaah, feels great.

A Ring, a ring, around my dirty posie.
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy.
Ring, ring, ring around my posie.
All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies.

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men; 9, 10, 11, 12
Feels so good must be bad for my health
13, 14, 15, 16
I'm soaking.

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie.
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy.
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie.
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies.


Ring, ring around my rosie
Ring, ring around my rosie

(Children)
Ring around the rosie,
pocket full of posies,
ashes ashes we all fall down.

A ring around my rosie.
My pocket's so damn cozy.
And my posie, by posie
I'm talkin' about my asshole