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Darque Tan Paroles

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Paroles de Darque Tan

His life was a breeze
Just one thing left to appease
Wanna give that bottle a squeeze
and look just like Charlize?
But these times are so hard
Must do more than lay in the yard
To look like a Belize postcard or a reality star
But this story's tragic
You don't turn orange by magic
You could do it solar like Rick or stick your ass in a thick tank full of darque waves cuz it's the latest craze
Do it for forty days, get accused of wearing blackface-oh!

DARQUE TAN, HE'S A FAN!
DARQUE TAN, NO MORE WAN!!
DARQUE TAN, IT'S HIS PLAN!!!
DARQUE TAN, CHILDREN RAN!!!!

I knew it was a bad idea when he got into that bed
I never knew it would come to this ‘til he looked at me and said
I wanna get a tan! Uh-uh!!
I wanna get a tan!! Bad idea!!!
I wanna get a tan!!! I don't think so!!!!
I wanna get a tan!!!! TOO SCARY!!!!

And now he's dead, I'll never see him again
He turned orange, then red Listen and learn... or you, too, will be burned.