You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch Paroles

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

[Will (Speak)]
All I need is a reindeer!
So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread,
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" and the sleigh started down, Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
Then he slithered and slunked, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and took every present.
Pop-guns ! And cookies ! And Drums!
Checkerboards ! Popcorn ! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags.
Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.

[K.d Lang & Will]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!