Looking (A Tale Of Two Meanings) Paroles

On I've a reason you see
That's good. tell me where's the door

I like to think it's time I stopped interfering
In peoples private lives
I like to think the bits I find fascinating
Ought to decrease in size
I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't
And I'll tell you a tale/tail
Is the part you start with when you begin
Or brush If your dog's on sale

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't
And I'll tell you a sale
Is the time you find out everything's cheap
Only prices remain unchanged

I'm wondering If the girl I married this morning
Wants us to get divorced
I'm wondering If the child we both plan on having I might as well stay myself