Nun Or A Bawd Paroles

Gonna get me a friend and do whatever
She says

Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, before I
Get lost
Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, whatever
the cost

I don't care if she's an alcoholic and a
Possible genius
(Like Jackson Pollack)
Gotta get me a girlfriend, do whatever
She says

Gotta get it together, forever,
With my swan
Gotta get it together, forever,
Like we're swans
I don't care if she's a nun or a bawd
Either way's the way that pleases the Lord And poor
I'll be lucky to get me one what am filthy
And rich
'Cause you can't stay liquid all your life
and a girlfriend helps to solidify
get me a girlfriend and do whatever
she says

If she breaks my heart I know what to do,
I'll be fine
Gotta tell her story better than she's gonna tell mine
'Cause What has How, and Where has When
But Why is lonelier without a friend
Get me a girlfriend, do whatever she says