Rampant Russell Paroles

You've had my dad
You've had my dog
You've had my cat

You're a love prospector
A passion erector

Here's another
Go ahead and sort her
Go on and sleep with
My granddaughter
What is this fuss?
What the hell is going on?
It's not as if
You've murdered anyone

So why is it across
This sweet fair land?
I'm the only one that hasn't
Slept with Russell Brand
You're a modern buccaneer
Your mission statements clear
Oh, put it in there
Go on and put it in there

You're a cheeky little bitch
And I've got a scratch to itch
And you're just the man to know
When I really want (?)

The eagle has landed
I think I've been RE:Branded
What am I to do
Now that you're not on Radio 2?

Here's another
Go ahead and sort her
Go on and sleep with
My granddaughter
What is this fuss?
What the hell is going on?
It's not as if
You've murdered anyone

So why is it across
This sweet fair land?
I'm the only one that hasn't
Slept with Russell Brand
Leave the back door open
I'll leave a front door key
'Cause I'm starting to take this personally
(You little tyke)

Why is it across
This sweet fair land?
I'm the only one that hasn't
Slept with Russell Brand
Leave the back door open
I'll leave a front door key
'Cause I'm starting to take this personally

Oh, why is it across
This sweet fair land?
I'm the only one that hasn't
Slept with Russell Brand
Leave the back door open
I'll leave a front door key
'Cause I'm starting to take this personally
Personally