I'm Meaty Paroles

Doctor says you need more fiber, that's irrelevant
Never take advice from a man who's celibate
If you need a bib I got one, come to my crib
for hot bun, it weighs a ton

I'm meaty, I'm so very meaty

I'm meaty
Gaze upon my pepperoni precipice
Protein dreams and fatty wishes, your preference
Single chicken nugget, one piece, I deliver
Swallow a bottle of milk thistle for your liver
Grade A, Select, Prime, Choice
Stream of consciousness misunderstood like Joyce
Corner to corner, I get the bacon before you
And put the ham on the table before I bore you

I'm like a hot bowl of applesauce
Like a hot bowl of applesauce
I'm like a hot bowl of applesauce Girl, can you lick it up
Girl, can you smell it
Girl, can you lick it up
Can you lick my applesauce
I said, girl do you like my sauce
Girl do you like my sauce
It's so meaty