Damn Laser Vampires
Everybody Were Stoned
I took my baby
to the hospital 'cause
she ate up so many balls
she had forgotten who I was
The nurse told me baby
don't you worry 'bout her
Then shoved a spike
into her own arm
and fell down limp on the floor
I called my buddy and said
Oh man I need some help
But he was so drunk
he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell
I got in the cab and said
Let's get away from here
But the driver couldn't drive
'cause he was all
soaked up in beer
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
I got to my granny's house and
I rang her bell and she took me in
And I asked her for some water
but she said No way, dear -
You need some heroin
I got in the church and said
Oh Lord take me back!
but all the congregation
was smoking crack
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
From Paroles Mania