Waitresses (The)
Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?
Hi! Nice to see you 
C'mon in, c'mon in 
Sorry the place is a mess 
Need an ashtray? 
Drink some coffee, some coffee 
I know you've been upset. What I mean is... 
Maybe a part of your problem is simply, you were teased 
I know what you'd like 
but the good stuff promised 
Is hard fought and not for free 
Get tough, don't be so patient 
Get smart, head up, shoulders straight 
Since when is it a disaster? 
If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? 
What's a girl to do? 
Born to shop? No! Pretty victories 
What's a girl to do? 
Scream &. screw? No! Pretty victories 
Go out jumpin' with your dumplin'; your dumplin', 
Go wheelin' with your pet 
Never worry even a bit, just a bit 
If there're any good ones left...use your credit 
At the boybank, the boybank if those you've 
bounced, you've broke 
Spit out the F-word, like a shotgun 
A shot gun, if they can't take a Joke! 
Get tough, don't be so patient 
Get smart, head up, shoulders straight 
Since when is it a disaster? 
If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? 
Starting to see what I mean? 
Nice things 
Nice things 
Oh oh oh 
So many nice things 
As your biggest fan 
I want you to have them 
Nice things 
Nice things 
Oh oh oh 
So many nice things 
Don't mean nothing, if they're dumping 
Things that sting on you! 
Don't take that, honey. 
Don't work your buns off, for a fool, for a fool
Who can barely tie his shoes
Don't answer phone calla, that old boyfriend Old boy friend 
who'd love to see you lose 
(You don't need that!) 
When your girlfriend, your girlfriend, falls
For all those creeps 
Can you tell her? Take the cure, 
Take the cure, love is obsolete? (Maybe) 
Starting to see what I mean'? 
Sure, stop by anytime 
Will yesterday be better? 
I think you'll do just fine!
From Paroles Mania