Jerry Jeff Walker
Wingin' It Home To Texas
Hello momma I'am callin you to tell you that I'am comin home 
What shape I'am in I wouldn't dare an try to tell you on the telephone 
I been gone so long this song seems to be fallin apart at the seams 
I been makin up heartbreak hotel so well that most of this is like a dream 
Wingin it home to Texas 
Home on the mornin plane 
Wingin it home to Texas 
And they lost my bags again 
That Dallas airport sucks. 
Last night this stringy cat came by and told me my astrology 
Said I ought to move to Guam and open up this little health food store you see 
So I just winged him the story bout a purple bear and when I left there 
He was just bumpin into walls and all I got to do now momma is just get back to there 
Wingin it home to Texas 
Home on the mornin plane 
Wingin it home to Texas 
And they lost my bags again 
That Dallas airport sucks
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