Warren Zevon
Seminole Bingo
written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen
I'm a junk bond king 
And I'm on the run 
Me and a friend of mine
We were headed for the sunshine
I got my hands on the wheel 
I got gas in the tank 
I got a suitcase full of money 
From a Luxembourg bank
We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress 
Wandered in to the Legion Hall 
The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo" 
Fell in love with the ping pong balls
And the SEC is far behind 
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos 
A long way from Liechtenstein 
I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
And my Wall Street wiles
Don't help me even slightly
'Cause I never have the numbers 
And I'm losing nightly
I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds 
Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail 
I parked it right outside the reservation 
Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail
And the SEC is far behind 
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos 
A long way from Liechtenstein 
I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
Well, the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein 
I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
From Paroles Mania