J. J. Barrie
No Charge
Now our little boy came up to his mum in the kitchen this evenin' 
While she was fixin' supper 
And he handed her a piece of paper he'd been writin' on 
And after wipin' her hands on her apron 
She read it - and this is what it said 
For mowin' the lawn - five dollars 
For makin' my own bed this week - one dollar 
And for goin' to the store - fifty cents 
An' playin' with little brother, while you went shoppin' - twenty-five cents 
Takin' out the trash - one dollar 
Gettin' a good report card - five dollars 
And for rakin' the yard - two dollars 
Total owed - fourteen seventy-five 
Well, as mum looked at him standin' there expectantly 
And I could see the mem'ries flashing through her mind 
And so she picked up the pen, and turnin' the paper over 
This is what she wrote 
For the nine months I carried you 
Growin' inside me - No charge 
For the nights I've sat up with you 
Doctored you, and prayed for you - No charge 
For the time and the tears 
That you've cost through the years, there's No charge 
And when you add it all up 
The full cost of my love is No charge 
For the nights filled with dread 
And all the worries ahead - No charge 
For advice and the knowledge 
And the cost of your college - No charge 
For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin' your nose 
There's No charge, son 
And when you add it all up 
The full cost of my love, is - No charge 
Well, when he finished readin' 
He had great big old tears in his eyes 
And he looked up at her standing there and said 
Mama, I sure do love you 
Then he took the pen, 
And in great big letters 
He wrote PAID IN FULL 
Lord knows when you add it all up 
The cost of real love is - No charge
From Paroles Mania