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Artiste:
Metasciences (The)
Titre:
Animal War Of 1979
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The zoo was as clean as a knife The weather was warm and benign The keepers and curators slept in their hammocks And all was exquisite and fine It was 1979 Phineas Parsec of the Canterbury Tribe Who was king o'er the apes at that time Brought to Ohio just two summers prior Imprisoned but having committed no crime (no crime) It was 1979 Phineas Parsec climbed up on his rock And smelled the raw flesh on the breeze Arched his silver back and saw the giraffes Who were milling about as they pleased And he knew that they were a disease. (a disease ruth!) Bobo the fucking giraffe Who was tallest and fairest of all And Phineas hated him with all of his soul Because Phineas wanted so much to be tall And Bobo didn't notice at all (what gall) So Phineas hatched a fine plan And threw back his head with a laugh Climbed out of his cage fairly howling with rage And he smote that fucking giraffe It was 1979 The bloodshed attracted attention From a child who was walking nearby He looked in the cage at what used to be Bobo And his ice cream cone landed an eye After that all hell broke loose Bobo had powerful friends The elephants and tigers broke out of their cages And Phineas came to a grisly end. And the rest is history my friend. A wolf fell into a walrus's tank Crushing it's skull on a rock It's parents were busy with komodo dragons And the zookeepers' eyes were pecked out by peacocks The gorilla's were eating koalas Because that's what they really eat The last living panda acquired a shotgun And rhinos made love in the street The zoo became eerily calm The cages and walkways ran red The only survivor, a small baby tiger Looked up at the sky and he said "The survivors will envy the dead" Back in 1979