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• Artiste: Voltaire
• Titre: The USS Make Shit Up
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i was stranded- on a planet- just me and spock we met a nasty, nazi alien who locked our asses up we found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed we made a laser-phaser gun and shot him in the head (bust a move tark) i was standing- on the bridge, when sulu came to me his eyes were full of tears, he said 'captain, can't you see?' 'the ship is gonna blow to something i beseech.' i grabbed the tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach and i say 'bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.' 'that's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish.' the klingons and the romulans, pose no threat to us cuz if we find we're in a bind, we just make some shit up although he's just a child, and some think him a twit wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit he's the guy you want with you when you go out in space now if only he could beam those pimples off his face and if you're at a party on the starship enterprize and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies set up a neutrino field inside a can of pees hold on to geordie's visor and sing into data's knee and i say 'bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.' 'that's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish.' the klingons and the romulans, pose no threat to us cuz if we find we're in a bind, we just make some shit up sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place he loiters on a space station above bajoran's face a wormhole'd opened up and now they come from near and far we'll keep the booze but please send back the fuckin' jem'hadar what is with the klingons, remembering the day they looked like puertorican's and they dressed in gold lamé now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads and i say 'bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.' 'that's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish.' the klingons and the romulans, they pose no threat to us cuz if we find we're in a bind, we just make some shit up well i was stuck on voyager, pounding on the door when suddenly it dawned on me, i've seen this show before perhaps i'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase cuz it was way back in the sixties when they called it 'lost in space' we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar so we orchestrated an encounter with the borg normally you'd think that that would get us into shit but this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits and i say 'bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.' 'that's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish.' the klingons and the romulans, pose no threat to us cuz if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed, but nevermind we'll pull something out of our behind... we just make some shit up