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Artiste:
Shel Silverstein
Titre:
Killed By A Coconut
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He just had a stress test, and he was fine His cholesterol level was down to 209. He saved up his money, retired to the tropic sea There he was resting contentedly underneath a tall palm tree When he was... killed by a coconut Killed by a coconut Just when things were lookin' up... He happened to be lookin' down. Yeah, he was... killed by a coconut (and you could be) Killed by a coconut (that's why you never should be) Sittin' underneath a coconut tree When the coconut come down. After five years of beggin' and pleadin' She finally said yes. They slipped into his apartment, She slipped out of her dress. He lit up some incense, and unplugged the phone And was just about to enter the twilight zone When he was... killed by a coconut (oh, what a feeling) Killed by a coconut (it came through the ceiling) The people upstairs were havin' a luau And one fell through the floor. And you'll be killed by a coconut (if you ain't protected) Killed by a coconut (they come unexpected) So never be lyin' in bed at night with the one that you adore. He got the promotion, he felt great. He took everybody in the office out to celebrate. He ordered up pina coladas all around, And they made a toast, he drank it down and made a gasping sound. And he was... killed by a coconut (a great big cold one) Killed by a coconut (he swallowed a whole one) The young bartender was just out of school And put the whole damn coconut in He was... killed by a coconut (it ain't no joke) You could be killed by a coconut (gasp and choke) So never be drinkin' in a bar at night Surrounded by all of your friends He came back from Vietnam without even a scar (guy was a hero) Started drivin' them demolition derby cars He joined the police force Survived a shoot out or two (uh oh, I think I see what's comin') Now he was heathily joggin' down the avenue When he was... Killed by a pineapple (they were out of coconuts) Killed by a pineapple (felt just like a coconut) The A&P truck hit a telephone pole and fruit went flyin' everywhere So, if there's plans you got (big, big plans you got) Just make sure you're not just not (just make sure you're not) Joggin' down the road on a sunny afternoon 'Cause coconuts are lurkin' out there And you'll be... Killed by a coconut (what a way to die now) Killed by a coconut (everybody cry now) Fate has a way of makin' you pay for all wrongs you do And all the plans you got (all the plans you got) Ain't gonna mean a lot (ain't gonna mean a lot) When you meet up with the coconut That's out there waitin' for you Yeah, the plans you got - will not mean a lot When you take a shot - that don't feel so hot And ready or not, you come to the spot Your coconut's waitin' for you. (Somewhere there's a tropical fruit with your name on it)