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Artiste:
Grilled Hotdog
Titre:
If
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Verse 1
If you can keep your head when it falls off And pee in a cup at the doctor's office Then Barney and Big Bird songs will make you sing If you believe Travis will marry an ex-nun Then the world is already done If the end times come at the beginning And if the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls come back again If Justin Timberlake plays golf with Bill Clinton Then Carmen might lick the floor
Chorus: If Harry Potter hates pottery And Bugs Bunny is allergic to carrots If Miss Cleo gets out of jail, and dies She'll go to hell If the band teacher melts the tuba If you are tired of all these ifs If...if you
Verse 2
If you can hang out with gays and still be straight Or be around sluts, yet still be modest If Britney Spears is your friend, then let a hobo be your best friend If you claim to be a virgin but still mess around If you say you're not a pothead but cocaine's your still And if you eat veggies but support slaughtering of cows Then you will be in a mental house as a man, my daughter
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3
If that ex-nun marries an ex-priest If beauty dumps the beast If Carmen decides to forget Brent And if Mr. Pres forgets to pay his rent If we decide, we will go!
Repeat Chorus 2x
~END~