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Artiste:
Insane Ian
Titre:
Feeling Flush
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Time seems to stand still as I fill up on bread Dinner plans and romance the only thoughts in my head Til finally in front of me my main course arrives You got a salad. Me, a burger with fries I can't disguise that my dinner does not agree with me No surprise when I stand up and leave suddenly In front of me I can see that your smile starts to fade You're dismayed, you say "Babe, can't this kind of thing wait?" It's apparent you're emabarassed, but think of how I feel When I have to use the bathroom after every single meal You sit there all alone with a slice of peach cobbler While you husband sits and suffers with the bladder of a toddler Chorus: I'm Feeling Flush, got the rush to go Can not seem to keep things in control Some one save me, I fear for my soul I'm feeling flush Everyday, it's the same, whenever nature calls I'm always sittin', never standing, when I'm inside the stalls I'm appalled when i think of how often I go But then I never drink coffee, so what do I know? Yes it's true, I go poo after every time I eat To be safer I put paper 'round the entire seat 'Cause I hate public bathrooms, man they never seem clean But I relax when I'm home, if you know what I mean It's how I unwind and eliminate stress Can't tell you all the games I beat on my 3DS If I counted that amount would be quite alarmin' But I think it's high time I fin'ly bought stock in Charmin When I do a show, don't wanna miss my cue Give myself thirty minutes for my "pre-show poo" Chorus My doctor seems to think And I agree with her suggestion That my body grew up Except for my digestion My metabolism's fast Turning food into waste It's a wonder that I even Seem to gain any weight! When you hear this song, I hope you enjoy it 'cause I wrote the whole thing while sitting on the...couch Chorus