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Artiste:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Titre:
Blackbeard vs. Al Capone
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! AL CAPONE! VERSUS! BLACKBEARD! BEGIN! Blackbeard: I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger Walk under the black flag with the scallywag swagger Aint no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear Im an irate pirate, real swashbuckling bucaneer! Beef with me? Please! Im the high sea ceaser My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer You're an obese, greasy, sleeze, squeezing a diseased peter That no skeezer would touch if she had 50 foot tweezers! Dont start a war with me, you're not hardcore! Ill pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard! You spent time in Alkatraz, im sure you were fine If you dropped the soap as little as you dropped dope rhymes! Capone: Im a busy man, Captain Crunch, so ill make this quick Im ruining Pirates faster than Johnny Depp did I had syphilis, yeah. Well you're a huge dick On a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks I run an intricate criminal syndicate so show respect or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop-deck Been slapping bitch ass teachers since I was 14 You aint a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween Ill use that fuse in your hat to light up all your buddies And burn your sailboat down to collect the insurance money Then maybe they'll find your bloated body dead, washed up on a beach This is Capone rapping and im cappin' this captain, capisch? Blackbeard: Arg! The valentines massacre brought you condemnation But im gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination So prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination! Fourty cannon on the queen end, your gang cant stop it! Ill pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit 'cause im a criminal legend with a badass name You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain! Capone: C'mon! They chopped off your head and they hung it from a rope The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month! Im the emcee assassin slash like Edward Kenway Raps so hard call me Al, Dente. Take your little slope John B. and go home Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got CaPwnd WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!