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• Artiste: Danny Saucedo
• Titre: Newgods
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I'm starting a new religion You're more than welcome to join me I only ask that you believe in the Holy Trinity Of Batman, my Mother and Wikipedia The proper day of worship for Batman is Wednesdays From The Bat we learn Truth, Justice, Self-sacrifice and the Duality of Man From Him we get our moral Bat-compass And our sense of Bat-right and Bat-wrong The cleverest thing about our Lord's Caped Crusade Is that the greatest lessons he taught, He taught not by shining example, but through the miracle of letting us see in the dark Every one of His mistakes and misfortunes and by letting us know who He is behind His many masks I am saved every time He fails to save Someone He loves or a stranger or a sinner I was shown the street Light the first time I watched His parents die for our sins And so like a kiss from a rose in Crime Alley I try to remind those I love that I love them The proper day of worship for my Mother is every Friday night And on most major Jewish Holidays (It has long been my understanding that when forming a new religion One should borrow liberally from an existing religion And then outright deny any similarities or claim those similarities as proof that their faith Was merely a prophesy heralding your newer, truer faith) So come celebrate my Mother By sitting down to Sabbath candles, Martinelli's and bread Or come fast with us on Yom Kippur Or help us dust off a Chanukiah and the extra potato peelers Obviously, we honor my Father as well, but I'm sure he has no problem abdicating Deification to Our Sancta Mater Goddess of Pragmatism, Learning and Good Humor The proper time of worship for Wikipedia is Any hour of any day When you find yourself stumblingly bored and near a Holy Receiver The Wiki-gods preach that Reality is subject to Consensus and that Knowledge is Truth to Power They ask only that you read and promise to one day Throw in your two cents And perhaps a few cents more To keep things running smoothly And to give thanks Wikipedia loves Peace That's why it's there To settle disagreements And to calm the tempest between your temples When the right word struggles to travel from the back of your mind To the tip of your tongue