Contactez-nous

• Artiste: FM104 Openline (The)
• Titre: Boozing
Assurez-vous que les corrections sont tout à fait exactes
S'il vous plaît, les mettez en évidence en quelque sorte!
Vous pouvez, par exemple, écrire
INCORRECT: avant la mauvaise ligne
CORRECT: avant la correspondant ligne correcte
Autrement, nous ne pouvons les corriger pas! Merci pour votre aide.
Class of '99 Drink booze If i could offer you only one tip for the future, boozing would be it. The long term effects of heavy boozing can be dangerous, but don't worry about that for now. My other advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice. Now. Crime is good, if you can get away with it, do it. If you can do anything that gets you money without hurting anyone else, even better. In 20 years when you look back at photos of yourself and recall in a boozy woozy haze how much money you could have robbed and say what in the name of janey maesus was i wearing. Yes, you do have a huge fat arse Drink a half bottle of gin every morning, that way you won't feel like such a loser Video-tape the show upwardly mobile, it's very humorous and you'll miss it when it's gone Do one thing every day with somebody else's spouse Whinge Give people you sleep with the phone number of Supermac's and say your real name is Morris Fooilz Don't waste time on scratch cards Mix your drinks, it's a cheaper buzz Don't puke when boozing, or you're a total ponce or a stupid girl Remember compliments you receive, beat the living daylights out of anyone who insults you Keep your old love letters; throw away your used condoms Belch Don't feel guilty if you knock someone up, they'll blame it on Morris from Supermacs If see a girl with an arse that smiles at you smack it, all women lovet hat despite what they might say The most interesting people i know let me be the centre of attention Stalk someone Cause a loud fuss in shops;it's a total laugh so it is Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll talk someone into a bit of hoojah without any svings, jeepers lads its better than paying for it Whatever you do don't be nice to foreign students. They are loud and noisy and they are probably better looking that you. Give them the wrong directions Enjoy someone else's body, use it every way you can. Try and talk them into things they don't look they do, and they will Get your own way If someone skips you in a queue, follow them home, piss on their doorstep, and let all the air down in their wheels Do not read porno magazines, women won't ever do those things for you Be nice to your parents, they have more dirt on you than you know Don't be nice to your siblings, they secretly hate you and always will, they just want you for free baby sitting and their children are smelly Understand that friends must go, especially those ones that wear baseball caps and sunglasses on the top of their head Kick small dogs; they're only a small step up from vermin Drop your trousers at parties and walk around, the older you get the funnier that becomes Live in cork city once, but leave before it makes you woolly Don't ever live in Carlow, it's a total dump full of scumbags Go away Accept certain truths, punts will disappear, politicians will get caught, you too will get old, and when they do they will release another compilation of songs you already have Scratch your crotch and drool on the train, that way you'll always have the seat to yourself Urinate in public places, don't expect anyone else to support you while you do it Always cheat in your exams, it shows initiative Remember everyone is a filthy liar in their own way Don't mess too much with yourself or by the time you're 40 you'll be blind Ugly and or fat girls are easy; they are also more grateful and have to try harder Stolen goods are great valu. Getting them is like breaking into a house, getting the stereo and video, making sure you get away, and selling them for less than they are worth But trust me on the boozing