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• Artiste: David Tanny
• Titre: Watch the Frog 3
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Frog: Watch the Frog: Me: What frog? Frog: Oh. Me: That's right. Frog: It ain't the frog without Me: Me: Heck, it ain't a network anymore. Frog: What? Me: You didn't hear the news? Frog: I was fired in 2005. What happened? Me: The WB folded last year. Frog: They deserved it. Me: Damn right. Nobody watched it anymore. Frog: Nobody? Me: Oh. I watched Charmed last year. Frog: I thought you were scared of Alyssa Milano. Me: No. It's Holly Marie Combs that scares Me. Frog: Why? Me: She could wrestle Hulk Hogan. Frog: So you wrote an Alyssa Milano waltz? Me: For Stupid Audio 3.0 Frog: I know. I was one of the 27 people who bought your CD. Me: Thanks. Frog: You're welcome: Me: Whatcha been up to? Frog: Not much since UPN folded last year. Me: You were going to be the UPN frog? Frog: I was for 2006 until it ... um ... croaked without Me: Me: I'm glad WWE Smackdown made it to the CW. Frog: Isn't that the Hee Haw Network? Me: CW. What a stupid name: Frog: They should reverse the letters. Me: Why? Frog: Because the shows are so crappy, they should call it the W-C! Me: I heard that the WC can seat 15,000 Frog: Not all at once. Me: Did you see Veronica Mars? Frog: No, but I saw Suzy Saturn. Me: Was she driving a ... Mercury? Frog: Yes, and eating a Mars bar. Me: Did she have the body of a Venus? Frog: Yea, and her headlights were a big a Jupiter. Me: Bet you she could have named that Nep...Tune. Frog: Suzy should give me a ring sometime: Me: So the WB Plutoed you two years ago? Frog: Big mistake. Me: So when you got fired from the WB, did you show them your... Uranus? Frog: CW sucks too. I'll try working for ABC. Me: Forget it. It's a Mickey Mouse network. Frog: Run by Goofy? Me: They already have a Frog. They bought Kermit a few years ago. Frog: Any other networks? Me: NBC. Frog: Nobody's watching it anymore. How about CBS? Me: Too old. Frog: Fox? Me: A toad by the name of Rupert Murdoch is running it. Frog: My Network TV. Me: Too dumb of a name. Frog: ION? Me: Too weird of nane. Frog: What should I do? Me: Work for Apple. Frog: Why? Me: They're working on an .. iPad. Frog: Very funny. Me: Work for the presidential elections. Frog: Why? Me: At least you'll be employed on .. leap years. Frog: OK. One more pun and you'll be sorry. Me: Why? I didn't mean to ... ribbit in. Frog: That does it! Me: What are you going to do? Frog: I'm going to tell you. Me: OK. Go ahead. Frog: I'm going to go crazy. Me: You can't do that. Frog: Why not? Me: That act was already taken. Frog: By who? Crazy Frog: noises. Me: That's who. Frog: That jerk ruined my life. Me: How? Frog: I was this close to doing a ringtone, but the labels told me to... Me: Hop on outta here! Frog: And they signed the Crazy Frog instead? Me: Yea. Frog: That frog sucks. Me: He had a few hit records in 2005. Frog: I used to sing back in the day when people once sang real songs. Me: Why can't you sing anymore? Frog: Because I got a ... person ... in my throat. Me: It's a good thing they didn't sign you. Frog: Why? Me: Because the Crazy Frog is now a has-been singer. Frog: He was a one-hit wonder anyway. Me: It got some airplay on DFSX. Frog: You're kidding. Me: It's true. Frog: Can I work for you? Me: No. Frog: I need a job. Me: DFSX has shut down. Frog: Why? Me: I sold it to Clear Channel, and they took it Top 40. Frog: Why did you sell it? Me: I thought they could deal with Sound Exchange and that moron John Simson better, but the company dumped the comedy music format after they bought it. Frog: Clear Channel and Sound Exchange suck. Me: Sure does. Frog: Those bastards! Me: Anything on TV? Frog: I like South Park. Me: Family Guy. Frog: Simpsons. Me: Robot Chicken. Frog: Aqua Teen. Me: King of the Hill Frog: The Venture Brothers Me: Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law Frog: Squidbillies. Me: 12 Ounce Mouse. Frog: Futurama. Me: American Dad. Frog: Sealab 2021 Me: Space Ghost Frog: Your Space Ghost song sucked. Me: So does anything sung by Paris Hilton. Frog: At least she's hot. Me: Jessica Alba is way hotter. Frog: Keira Knightly is the hottest hot in the world. Me: No, she isn't. Frog: Yes, she is. Me: Isn't. Frog: Is. Me: Isn't. Frog: Is, is, is, is, is, and is! Me: Alright. Have it your way. Frog: I told you so. Me. So how are we going to end this sketch? Frog: I don't know. Me. Let's go to my bar. Frog: I could use a drink. Me: I have four rows of drinks. Frog: What are they? Me: Let's see, we have booze on first, Bud's on second, a wine row's on third... Frog: So what's on the fourth row? Me: I dunno. Both: THIRD BASE!